Top 10 Messages Left on Sen. Mar Roxas’ Answering Machine:
(after the controversial PI moment)
10: Senator Roxas, this is Yolly Ong of Campaigns & Grey. I think you’ll need our help.
9: Mar, si Archbishop Cruz ‘to. Amen!
8: Hello senator, Danton Remoto here. Naloka ako sa ‘yo!
7: Hi, it’s Teddy Locsin. I thought my “F_ck You” then was good. But your “P___+ Ina” was awesome!
6: Mar, si Erap ‘to. Salamat sa pagmumura mo. At least, mas madaling ma-narrow down ang choices ng opposition.
5: Manuel, this is your mamita! Hijo naman, ano na lang ang iisipin ng akin mga amiga? Na ikaw ay persona mal educado? Na mal ejemplo ako bilang madre de familia? Usted debe pedir perdón! (Read: You must apologize!) Ora mismo!
4: Hello senator, Danton Remoto again. In fairness, lalaking lalaki ka that night!
3: Hon, Korina here. Ang *****-***** mo! ‘Di ka ba na-inform na may nakatutok na camera?
2: Mar, it’s Senator Villar. Hahahahahahahahaha! One down.
And the No. 1 message left on Sen. Mar Roxas’ answering machine…
1: ‘ Tol, si Mikey ‘to. P___ ina mo rin
“benvilmoko”
i post it, coz i find it funny!
peace guys!:)
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Hindi magandang halimbawa si Mar Roxas sa mga Pilipino. nakakahiya sya..
ReplyDeleteayos yang top 10 messages ah?! E2 ung bago.. pang-11 messages nya "Mar bigyan kita ng link, Bagsak ka sa Survey malapit na syo si Senator Loren Legarda.. hahaha.
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